Sunday, December 12, 2010

Best Jokes on Rajnikanth, Rajnikanth Jokes, Facts about Rajnikanth, 25 Best Jokes on Rajnikanth

Jokes on Rajnikanth

1-When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!

2-Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. After deleting files rajni doesnt send them to recycle bin, he sends them to HELL

3-Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.

4-Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

5-Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth
has a revolver but
he has no
bullets in it.

6-Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

7-It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

8-Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.

9-Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

10-The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.

11-The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.

12-Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana

13-The Punjabi singer Pooja was at one time married but then Rajnikanth started to have a crush on her… and now she’s Miss Pooja.

14-Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession

15-Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket(Probably a backup).
He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall,
he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

16-When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live

17-Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.

18-Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the
speed of Rajinikanth.

19-Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

20-Rajinikanth’s first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.

21-Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajinikanth has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion and the count is far from completed.

22-Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.

23-Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn’t make any sense.

24- Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

25-Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice

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rajnikantjokes said...

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